9.7.08

i never update.

since it has been awhile here's what has been going on lately.

* homeowners! yay us - in approximately 80 years we hope to actually own the house
*i still don't like fruit
*on a similar note, i still reserve the right to eat sweets for breakfast and/or dinner
*paisley got a sunshine report for sitting up all by herself and ringing a bell during music. that is cute in case you were dead inside.
*herschel got dismissed by jimmy carter. ouch.
*lauren came to visit
*fight night: forest beat rampage
*paisley likes elmo

*i discovered that elmo's father is cajun -or at least speaks with a cajun accent. elmo has no hint of a cajun accent - i guess pops didn't think louisiana was a good place to raise an elmo.
*i had mono. i did not get cooties from kissing boys at the skating rink, i probably got it from this
*i was starting to feel better and then i ate at my beloved taco stand. i got food poisoning. i got sad.
*charlie and chrees are both old (chrees is older)
*a deer ate my hibiscus. as a homeowner, i now worry about wildlife eating my flowers. i have flowers that live in things other than pots....and by things i mean 'the ground'
*did i mention that ex-president jimmy carter gave herschel the old cold shoulder. hersch says he is old.

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16.6.08

the birthday of the bonifay blitch

i googled happy birthday chreeses and look who popped up....paisley and big chreeses serious-facing it on the couch. they are both thinking that they are getting older and gee, i wonder if there's anyleft? or maybe paisley is giving uncle chrees a birthday wish of her own.
happy birthday friend!

31.5.08

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22.4.08

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Skunk ape sighting.

21.4.08

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i am sparky popchock.

11.4.08

3.4.08

newbie alert.

it's mallory!

congrats to amy and eric taylor on their little munchkin

26.2.08

happy birthday lauren!

this is a somber lauren knowing that she is old.

this is lauren still thinking life is good despite the fact that she is old.

12.2.08

running like i just had a baby...

guess who put on the old running shoes today? me ya turkey
2.5 miles. i am out of shape but feeling good.

11.1.08

stuff april did today.

well, it looks like my days of pampering and being doted upon due to my big old belly are nearing the end (thanks, everybody for pampering me so well - you guys are pretty good at it). today, i was sent downstairs for a bottle (le sigh) and i scooped the litterbox for the first time in nine months (double sigh). really didn't miss that chore.

also today, i cleaned the carpet where our stressed out tank of a cat, monkey, has been expressing her dislike of our new addition in the form of urine. she's very expressive.

and. i helped with the wii hookup! love that wii. can't wait to waste countless hours in front of it. (thanks mom and dad!)

and. i've only taken one pain pill today thank you very much. i laugh (quietly, inside) in the face of surgery. i am officially near-mended and also, officially, very tired.

10.1.08

serious grumpy face.


but i don't wanna go to the doctor.