let's talk about me.

i am popsy champion! (soft music of queen playing in the background; wide sweeping camera motion closes in on me; arms upraised in *victorious* stance; inspirational feelings swell; one lone tear trickles down my cheek; queen fades into eye of the tiger; i set off to conquer the world - or at least the new aquarium in atlanta.)
dirty herb put his fancy pants on for my victory partay.