i don't like fruit OR jello.

everything you need to become a master of ultrasound-guided needle sticking...minus the ultrasound machine and the needles.

the final product is currently hanging out in the fridge. if it turns out to be as glorious as i expect it to, i'll post a picture. otherwise, you will just have to wonder.

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fyi: i have never made jello before. i had to call my mom to see if it expanded when it chilled.
yes. i did.
in my defense, i have never eaten jello before either so i don't think it's really fair to judge me.
i did have some jello shots in college.
stop judging me.

it doesn't, by the way, expand when chilled.

and:

first annual anti-valentine fat pants night....success.