return of the rudy pooh.

the irs found a mistake and we got MORE than expected on our tax refund.
when does that ever happen?



today i was so grumpy that i popped all of the balloons in my car. it had to be done anyway but not with the vengeance i did it with. pure rudy pooh over here.

i miss my birthday.

newbie news:

welcome lauren.

jon won poker. shamelessly took all my monies.




to recap:

things that are older than me:
*herschel
*lauren
*davey
*dirt

things that are not older than me:
*chrees
*team leggett


i kicked off my birthday week with some quality time at the folks' house where i learned that jansen is still the perfect niece that i thought she was. that is one smart cookie.
then.

the flaming lips show where we had to sit in seats but were given laser pointers by spiderman and space ghost. the show rocked as usual.
then.

forked over well earned monies (herschel's) for stupid car tag.
then.

my newly cleaned car was bamboozled by unnamed assailants.then.
i made the most fabulous bag ever created

then.
i took a nap. because it's hard to be 30.

then.
birthday festivities all for me.

eats.
bowling.
cakes.
presents.
shots.

then.
i wake up to find that it is no longer my birthday.
sadness.
cake in my hair.
hangover.
i was unable to function until about 10:00 pm on saturday night.

keep your sick to yourself.

head. hurts...

a small update.

everybody knew a guy like this in high school.


(please be aware that i am judging him solely on his dorky glasses and not on what kind of person he is. he may sponser orphan sports for all i know)

but the real point is.

i won poker.
and.
this guy is probably a real tool (unless he sponsors orphan sports. then i retract.)

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* we are moving to connecticut.
*it is cold there but we will probably only be able to afford one small room anyway so heating it will be somewhat cheap.
*the one small room must be big enough to hold the bed because i will not leave athens without it. i love the bed. if no doors are able to open into the room/house. so be it. it's only a year.

on a side note:
uga had graduation announcements made for us. they look like condolence/euthanasia cards. you would think somebody would have realized that but maybe they were trying to be funny. maybe they just suck.

well.

maynard status: he's fine but i am missing him.









lauren officially said good-bye to her twenties as of 2/26/07. awwwww....

we celebrated with drinks and elekibass. good times -- some more than others.

then.....anybody remember this? i never learn.
i'm sending the shot bully to elba.

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i came upon this peaceful moment.
look at satchel not chasing the cats. good satchel.

also, i went a little susie homemaker crazy while herschel was gone. i made some curtains and then i went psycho on the couches. i covered all of the pillows that satchel had chewed up. so our couch went from the two pillows that were untouched to.......find the pets.

no matter.
i like it.

coming up:
*mom's birthday!
*scrabble tournament
*marathon
*2 blocks straight of internal medicine. bleh.
*1 block of oncology
*graduation. it's true
*real world
*a two income household

monday.

i'm not sure either.
trees? and is that a luggage tag?

the point i'm trying to make here is that my foot hurts. my left heel to be exact. i'm gimpy and i felt the need to whine about it.

in other news:
*herschel made it to st. louis after his first flight was cancelled due to "maintenance issues". "this" is why i don't like to fly. anyway, lost luggage and a nose bleed later and he's had what you call a day.

*team leggett made it to illinois. they are going to meet up with hersch later and have fun. without me. a road trip. without me. i'm not bitter. i'm having tons of fun here. i just cleaned up satchel's poop from the living room floor. how does it get better than that i ask you? should have taken a picture of it so that you guys could experience my fun.

*the only thing i miss about the classroom days of vet school: skipping. you can't miss days in clinics unless you have a good excuse (and even then you have to make them up somehow which could mean staying after graduation -- not worth it.) still miss skipping though.

tooting my own horn.

i just ran 21 miles complete with mean hills. by my standards that makes me special. rockin' sidney thinks so too. he also digs burt reynolds movies and is the vice-president of the smoky and the bandit appreciation society.

i hurt all over, i can't get warm and i have chafing in places i'd rather not but i am starting to feel my ears again so that's good. and i'm still special. at least for the day.

i got me the wanderlust. bad.

i've been giving a lot of thought to my fruit stand which led to me looking for pictures of basel and venice which led to a bad case of 'i want to go ____' (insert anywhere).

here are some pictures:

first, basel switzerland which i think needs me.



then, venice. where there are already many established fruit stands. i coud start as apprentice and work my way up to manager.

ultimately, i will have this beauty.......now that is a place to buy fruits

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in my actual life:

*pest needs to learn to shut her face in the mornings...there's no sleeping late around here unless getting bitten on the fingers and elbow are something that soothes you. i'm not bitter.

*sadly, i took no pictures of my creation for ultrasound but picture a 5 liter bag filled with black cherry jello and you'll have pictured henry. henry is no longer with us. the grapes inside turned out to be aggressively malignant and we had to put him down.

coming up:
maynard! if he didn't belong to my friends, i would steal him. seriously. no ethical concerns whatsoever.

i don't like fruit OR jello.

everything you need to become a master of ultrasound-guided needle sticking...minus the ultrasound machine and the needles.

the final product is currently hanging out in the fridge. if it turns out to be as glorious as i expect it to, i'll post a picture. otherwise, you will just have to wonder.

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fyi: i have never made jello before. i had to call my mom to see if it expanded when it chilled.
yes. i did.
in my defense, i have never eaten jello before either so i don't think it's really fair to judge me.
i did have some jello shots in college.
stop judging me.

it doesn't, by the way, expand when chilled.

and:

first annual anti-valentine fat pants night....success.

a view from my perch

herschel's invention (roly lamp made out of what nots and whoosits) in all it's glory....

monkey and my bunion ( i earned that bunion but i will not name it)

i am (supposed to be) preparing a presentation on the (un) exciting world of musculoskeletal ultrasonography. it is (not) fun. it is commonly used (hardly ever) in small animals. i am so glad (bitter) that i received this wonderful (kerappy) topic.
on thursday night, i get to make a jello mold with grapes in it so that i (& my blockmates) can biopsy/aspirate them using ultrasound guidance. i cannot wait to make jello. i am going to decorate it with glitter and macaroni. life could not be better.

in other news:
**i have been giving thought to where i will set up my fruit stand in europe. i am really leaning towards basel, switzerland (because i love that city) and venice (because i saw a very nice fruit stand there that is already established and maybe i could just make an offer and skip all the start up part)

**tomorrow is our first annual anti-valentines fat pants night complete with chinese food.
herschel is even sickly for the occasion. he looks like this............

and now.

i am she leggett's favorite person of the moment. ha ha suckas!

i am now on ultrasound which has turned out to consist of a lot more busy work than i thought. i mean, i had to go to the library today people. what's going on here? i don't even have time to write a big ole update because i have to relearn all the stuff i forgot about ultrasound from my junior year...
quick fact: i stink at poker (sometimes) but rock at scrabble (always)

oh dear.

i disrespected my liver last night.

that's dr. to you.

suckas.

potentially used 6 times

i have potentially passed boards so i will potentially be a-celebratin tomorrow when i potentially know for sure.

i potentially will be running 16 miles in the a.m so i will potentially be a-sittin when i am a-celebratin tomorrow in the p.m

i am potentially very happy and sore simultaneously.

happy plastic.

picture this:
setting: atlanta
time: any time within the last 13 years
me - in the passenger seat giddy with the thought of stopping at the container store. finally! staring longingly out of the car window at the well lit storefront as it whizzes by. sigh.... disappointment.
herschel - in the driver's seat sweating profusely at the thought of having to spend time (lots of it) and money (more than a little) in a store with nothing but boxes. looking at the other side of road avoiding the bright lights of the storefront. sigh...relief

today i will buy a randomly sized container and i will put stuff in it. it will be glorious.

also.
i have been thinking about what my days will be like in mexico. here's what i have so far.
morningish... wake up, consider running but don't, walk to the hammock on the balcony, commence laying, trip to the liquor dispenser in our room, back to the hammock.
eat something, trip to liquor dispenser, walk outside to the beach, lay, get in the pool, swim to the bar, loiter, lay on the beach, have hotel refill liquor dispenser in room, nap
and that's all i have so far. i'm probably going to try and get a little more hammock time in there somewhere.

it's a new flippin year.

well. my theory was that i wasn't posting enough to get the esteemed beta blogger but when i signed on to begin my posting extravaganza - my plan was to update more daily-ish -, i already had it. so. theory busted. i wonder if nemesis has it yet?

anyhoo.
i will now update on the life of me:

*i pulled my tookus/caboose-- insert word of choice here -- yesterday. it's not funny. it's also no fun. i am resting it. it is getting better

*i think sewing machines are stupid - especially "bobbins". they are my new found enemy and i won't rest until they are obsolete. i was trying to "sew" but that machine is too complicated for me. sure, it looks simple but, that bobbin just sits there and mocks you. it's unnecessary. i decided i would just do it by hand but i can't find the needles. my spirit is broken. my bag straps....unfinished.

*i ingest way too much sugar. this combined with the aforementioned rear-end will do me in.

*i'm on community practice right now which is a nice change of pace since just about all of the patients are actually healthy. i play with puppies and kittens all day. poor me. it's not all fun and games though as i nearly had my eye taken out today by the skillful talons of cooper the 4 month old black lab who played himself into a frenzy. it can get pretty hairy down at the cpc (that's community practice clinic for those in-the-know)

*i just read this back over and have decided that at some point in my life i started putting whatever punctuation marks wherever. this, combined with my dislike of capital letters, could lead down a dark road. next thing you know, i'm skipping every third word and not typing in silent letters.

...maybe i will post again tomorrow

happy day o birth big brother.

here's to you being older than me :)

wait for it

it's almost time for a chauncey family portrait....

ain't no sunshine on opto.

we are getting a king size! it goes for days.
i heart it.

coming soon:
*tryptophan fun time with family turkeys
* birthday fun time with she leggett
*aquarium and pink pig fun time with jansen
*stress induced fun time with national board examiner
*happy fun time with jack daniels

technology is stupid.

except for robots.





i hate communication- especially email.